Reasons as to why Abi is the only person who can tolerate me.
simstrois:
buy a train and visit me now
Me:
i will
no
i cant
not even allowed to leave arbroath
let alone the country
simstrois:
is our love forbidden by thee?
Me:
Aye, my fair, angelic maiden. Thee cannot stand to see thy gleeful.
simstrois:
my creys
Me:
Come now, let me wash those sweet, gentle riverbeds from your eyes.
simstrois:
yay
Me:
I want to wrap my strong but caring arms around you. I want to pick you up from the ocean in which you drown yourself in and take you away from thee fools that have deprived you of love.
The only good song he has in them is 1985 by Bowling For Soup.
AND I JUST FOUND A LIMP BIZKIT SONG AND HE SPELLED IT LIMP BIZIT LMFAO
Just finished tidying the pigsty now.
- Washed the dishes
- Dried the dishes
- Put away the dishes
- Polished the computer desk
- Polished the coffee table/tv unit/fireplace/ornament cabinet
- Wiped down the kitchen sides
- Scrubbed the minky stuff off of the hob
- Cleaned the leather sofas
- Cleaned the bathroom
- Killed 3 daddy long legs (RIP)
- Killed 1 slater (RIP)
- Hoovered
- Blared music
- Mopped
- MADE EVERYTHING SHIIIIIIIIIINE
Now I’m just spraying air freshener everywhere because it smells like apples even though it’s messing with my asthma and making me choke.
